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This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof

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The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God. Subscribe to The Onion...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:57

Rating: 4.6614556

Views: 38626

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Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are

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The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:48

Rating: 4.6734405

Views: 1340227

Tags: The Onion comedy satire news Onion News Network ONN

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

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Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:02

Rating: 4.966655

Views: 1695286

Tags: News Room comedy funny onion satire cnn breaking news bullshit The Onion Onion News Network ONN

Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works

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Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He gets up close and personal in this new video series. See the...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:54

Rating: 4.1569324

Views: 35971

Tags: The Onion comedy satire news Onion News Network ONN Kelly

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 03:10

Rating: 4.9101233

Views: 603669

Tags: The Onion comedy satire news Onion News Network ONN teen teenager

Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall

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Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society. Subscribe to The Onion on...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:36

Rating: 4.91875

Views: 544539

Tags: Onion comedy Booty Wave K'ronikka The Onion satire news Onion News Network ONN

Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself

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Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hours. Subscribe to The Onion on...

Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am

Author: TheOnion

Length: 02:37

Rating: 4.917206

Views: 125115